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| KusanagiNoHonoo - One time I was like "shutup" and then he didn't. So I found this letter from the mayor of his town.
Dear KuswagiNobs,
SHUTUP NOW!
Your friend,
Kansas City
After reading that, he still didn't! Oh well. He'll probably die in a bus crash.
-10 Big Cheeses out of Brocolli
More regulations a million-billion-trillion-GILLION years from now!
Kenny | | |
| jamesissocool - James "Rockstar" Bonrack is an unemployed bassist. Probably unemployed because he plays bass or eats too many Flinstone vitamins. Mostly likes "rhythem gutiar". I used to play the "Chjello" so we must be related.
0 out of 1,000
XaNgA_MuSiC - The source of all your favorite background music on Xanga. Thanks bandwidth rape site!
-Fu out of 6
wtfx0r - Thank goodness for indoor plumbing.
What? out of 20
headcrazed20 - I only know of one person on the face of the Earth who had hidden talents. And, according to her profile, she's another one! CALL CNN!
123 out of 456
purplefranzclub - I typed in "xanga asshole" in Google search and this came up! Oh well. At least they like the Olsen twins.
Mary Kate out of Ashley
jigg - Wait a minute, there wasn't any "jigging" here! I'VE BEEN HAD! He should "get jiggy with it" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA MAN I'M THE KING OF JOKES!
Good out of 20
More regulations a million-billion-trillion years from now!
Kenny | | |
| Hentai_Twins - The entire site can be summed up with one picture here (warning: nsfw).
-50 out of 20
KV7MOTHERBOARD - More like, KV7MOTHERBORED! 'Cause that's what I was when I was reading this! Get it? HAHAHAH RAISE UP BOB SAGET, HERE COMES KENNY! 110 % ORIGINALITY COMIN' ATCHA BITCH ASS FIZZACE PASTY ASS CRACKAH!!!!
Three-o-double-gizzle out of 20
MorbidlyObesePirate - There were no pirates at all anywhere on this Xanga. Wants to change her name. I say change it to "I'm not a pirate but only a human". Pirates are robots with swords.
Hippo out of 20
DaNkGiRL - She looks like Milla Jovovich. I didn't read anything on here so I assume she talks about zombies and that movie Zoolander all the time.
+2 chromosomes out of 20
More regulations a trillion-million years from now!
Kenny | | |
| I_am_Number_3 - Is homeless and listens to Celine Dion probably. Has hemmoroids. Oh wait, that's me. I need creams.
0 out of 20
TheEmperor1 - I clicked on "visit my website" and it was just a link to his Xanga site! OH YOU CLEVER JOKESTER YOU! THAT MADE MY DAY!
20 out of 20
HyPeR_AzN_BaBY - All the pictures are all fogged up. Like the time I went into that van with my gym teacher.
666 out of 20
Regulators - They have no lives. They are also fags. They should get lives and Dan is a fag so he should sleep with women and not men. Delia is a dyke and should sleep with manly men like Steven Segal because she is a dyke like a super hero level 10 dyke. Like lesbo dyke with no life. Dan is so gay that he doesn't have a life and looks like Richard Simmons brother except gayer and with no life. They should get lives because they are gay fags with no lives.
- 500,000,000,00018 out of 20
New regulations in a million years from now!
Kenny | | |
| I smakk dum hoez - ends every sentence with "dont be a dum hoe". More like, you shouldn't be using the internet, because you're, like, not "real" and stuff, like you said! SWISH. ONE FOR ME.
0 out of 10
Juss2NyCe36 - I can't see the text. Oh well, I probably wouldn't have read it anyway. It's probably about Lord of the Rings.
0 out of 10
Yongie - I didn't read anything on this one also because I had to take a huge dump and then I went and watched TV. It's probably also a Lord of the Rings dedicated Xanga. What is with these people?
F- out of 10
Man, I'm good at this regulating stuff. Those were total 100 degree burns right there. They'll be so offended that it will require counseling and cancellation of this account. That's how good that was. Right? No? Screw you guys.
Kenny | | |
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